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Carmene is a doll and makes love to me, but mom is

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terrible, you don't want to show it to me.

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So I've already found a nice find, Carmene goes on an ambula

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for me to come and visit, and it's silly, mother.

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And there are excuses that he has on the 'ambula that is'

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doll will not find it, every evening go to the astra that is there

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'in Umbria cia' passes'e' gra'.

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Copp'all'astra that there is' in gravel', and the rods

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I understand, and there's some on the street that...

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With the Archangel, who explains to you a little, come on

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'n'canti child, and husband who doesn't...

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And to me who doesn't carry me, I keep a close eye on

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brings, Carmene as usual consoles me, and makes a fool of me, dad.

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And there are excuses that he has on the 'ambula that is'

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doll will not find it, every evening go to the astra that is there

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'in Umbria cia' passes'e' gra'.

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Copp'all'astra that there is' in gravel', and the rods

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I understand, and there's some on the street that...

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Copp'all'astra that there is' in gravel', and the rods

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I understand, and there's some on the street that...

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...and make a man with me...

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Who is he?

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Miss Carmela?

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Get out of my room now!

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Immediately, immediately, but why are you wearing trousers?

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But this room is mine!

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But then what happened to me?

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Why am I here?

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And you ask me, I was sleeping!

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And me too!

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Oh God, I'm compromised, but what have I done, what have I done?

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Calm down, calm down, miss, if that slap you gave me hasn't compromised you

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you gave, nothing else happened here. I have to go home straight away

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Totò, what happened?

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Nothing, nothing, I had a nightmare and I fell out of bed So

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did you get hurt?

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No!

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Wait, miss, I'll accompany you. And will you leave me alone?

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No, it's dangerous there, I see you. But would you be on the new one?

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And of course, tomorrow too, I'm not even afraid of anything. Look

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there, what is there, a Marciano!

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What are they marching now?

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Ready, give me this pass!

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Eh, don't leave me!

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Oh, let's do it, let's do it!

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They march it, they march it!

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He's a fantastic Marcian!

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My beautiful mother, how scary!

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Totò!

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What is it?

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Have you seen it?

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It's true, it's true, I saw it too. First it went

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that way, then he flew this way Mom, I have me

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scared!

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Bice, Bice, wake up, wake up!

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Bice!

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Carmela, what is it?

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I thought it was him, Douglas And leave your Douglas alone, mi

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something terrible happened Bice, I was in the bed of a

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man Jesus, who was he?

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Totò, that rude driver Madonna, I watched over your wedding, Carmela, who

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did you do it?

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But what do I know, I was asleep, I found myself in his bed

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But I was sleeping, you know?

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How can you sleep at such a time?

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Carmela, were you sleepwalking?

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Eh, I'm afraid so Eh, Totò, how was he?

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And how was it, how was it?

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She had the body of a child and the face of an old woman, all of it

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loosened He even left a lump of sulfur Eh, he held the escape

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open Le

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single girls Carmela, Bice!

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Dad Bice is coming, Carmela!

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The little one is better Carmela, don't be afraid, it's here

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this dad What happened, did anyone come in?

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Did they do something to him?

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They scared my little doll, tell me But no dad, not me

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he did nothing stupid We were sleeping, dad But they woke me up, me

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they disturbed, there was a commotion, I'll take care of it. Please

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dad, go to bed But I have to go to bed, yes

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everyone must mutiny Come on, forget it dad Everyone must mutiny E

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what will happen now?

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I saw it too, it was a scary ghost. Enough,

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when I approach this square it is declared a zone of silence. Marca, here

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a ghost has passed Now, make him come in front of me Be quiet

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that now Don Arcangelo sticks him with his sword Hey, I don't

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I'm a girl like you And I don't believe in ghosts And

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you hurt Don Arcà, because this ghost exists and is not looking for

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the sissies, but look for the brave people. Who knows, he didn't enter

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in your house I want nothing nothing, if you wanted to tease me Not

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Never, but I advise you to always keep your rapier within reach

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of hand Because have you ever seen if he finds you without a rapier, how

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are you staying?

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Like a snowmobiler Shut up, be quiet Silence, otherwise mum

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Most holy Quagliu stings us, you're forgetting that I made everything tremble

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Naples And now you're unconsciously playing with fire Be careful,

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don't get too worked up. You have to tell me these things when I bring it

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shirt So my whole tie is shaking. Hey, hey, hey, go

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sleep If I don't even get the money back and I won't do you

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party more But don't argue with what is

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an ignorant man. Let's say goodbye to Don Arcà. Goodnight Yes, goodnight, then let's do it

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homework Dad, listen to her. You're right, my daughter, I also lose my dignity,

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I'll lose Alletto, go. Don't be afraid, whatever it takes

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dad here Give me a kiss This is for Vice I'll do it too

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the ghost, he's done his own thing. I don't know the ghost

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Oh God, Vice, I'm sleepwalking, you understand?

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How will I get married in this state?

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It would be good to consult a doctor. Do you think he can cure me?

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No, but at least it will give you a cure. Think what a scandal. Let's hope

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at least they didn't recognize me Vice, listen to the noise

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Let's hope so Miss Carmela, are you playing the ghost too?

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Oh yes, yes, yes, of course, eh And I affirm to you and

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I confirm again that the ghost does 59 This is the real sneer pointed out

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The manzano of all the nonsense And he says that the male ghost

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is 59 And with respect speaking, the female ghost is 12 E

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no longer And you in the atomic age Then you lift me up again

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the question of ghost sex Ghosts are neutral AND male

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or females always do 59 We thank God Yes, but if tonight

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the fact is repeated and they see you The dishonor makes 81 Let's hope

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no, otherwise I'll kill myself. Your girlfriend with a petite demeanor,

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what's up Prospero Hello Carmela Hello Prospero, good morning baron Good morning dear,

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did you sleep well last night?

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Yes, quite good, you have to arrive at the wedding rested and fresh. My

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Prospero on the other hand seems so agitated. Don't you Prospero?

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Yes mom, it's just that I, I should say something No, this

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morning things aren't said It's not true dear Hai

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decided on the bedroom. Shall we go and see it today?

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Well, I actually today...

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We couldn't put it off until tomorrow We're going to the doctor To the doctor?

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Yes, yes, he meant from a doctor of law Ah, but now

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my dear, it's time to put your degree in the attic. But

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we'll talk about it again baron Okay dear, we'll talk about it again Prospero Yes mother Say hello

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and come home immediately Carmela, listen Carmela, I have to tell you

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one thing Oh Prospero, another time Sorry you know, but there is

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the bus leaves tonight, okay?

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Bye, bye But I'm on quills It's a oxide disease

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There's some glass for you Here you go Here, take it

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If this boyfriend of yours ever sends you a rant, what do you want?

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do?

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Goodbye No, no, I don't do Good morning Good morning Good morning baron Che

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number can I help you?

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How serious is the situation?

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27 And the upcoming wedding?

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73 Could I recommend a number to you?

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Say 34, a courageous initiative, would you like to?

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It's the word That's a hard number I've tried so many times

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to play it And try again Who knows, maybe the game won't come out Let's try

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I wish he were Bravo How delicate is my Douglas The English Yes,

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It's been three years that he's kept you fresh with the letters Ma

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when will he come here to get married?

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You southerners don't understand anything Ah yes, because you are northern Ah

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I was born here by mistake And I'm tired of this sea

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blue Of this ancient incivility Ah, the fog, the smog Look Vice,

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he's there in the square. Until he leaves I won't be there

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I go to the Amalfi coast for 200 lire. Views and songs included in the

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price Take a seat Take a seat on the bus, please view Numbered seats Feet

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or sitting, the price is the same, please take a seat on the bus

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all nations Where the international language is spoken Pure Neapolitan

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Enjoy the sea, the sun of Amalfi Please mister, look how much it is

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nice And don't laugh under the children No money No money?

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Ah, too bad But I have cigarettes Please, take a seat Come on in. And mine

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friend?

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Even his friend And there are too many of us, who remained there

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here?

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Just a cigar Come on, let's do it for the traditional Italian-English friendship

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Please Can I subscribe with this?

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Ponciali worth a thousand lire. Subscription for four days. Be comfortable. So, come

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here, come on our bus The most beautiful on the coast But look,

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he goes away But why don't you come up?

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Our bus stinks Piazza I don't understand, this bus is new

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It cost Donna Arcangelo an eye in the head. And there

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people don't get on Bus reserved for contagious sick people Contagious sick people?

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Fratriccio all passes by here and I go to remove the Park sign

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Park I'll park right away. I have to say a few words to you. Take a seat, at your place

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layout What do you need?

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Tell me everything. I'll renew the offer for the bus. Here they are

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one hundred thousand notes one on top of the other You take them and

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you get out of the way But you have a bus that hears them

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beauties What do you do with this poor war remnant?

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You didn't understand anything. I'm only interested in your license

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I can throw this waste into the sea too. But tell me something

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what When the foreigner sees this rubbish What does he think of Italy

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mine?

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Don Arca, foreigners like this rubbish. You are wrong. The tourist

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he wants the ancient, he wants folklore And he also likes a little bit of

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excavation bus The tourist must want what I want Who

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I'm in charge here. The master is Donna Arcangelo. Sorry, Donna Arcangelo

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Son of a single mother You have slaved me for years

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Now you have fished out your father's license to respect me Ma

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with the patches on my ass I can return you, woman, tell you

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Archangel, goodbye to your partner. I will destroy you both, vi

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I destroy What happened dad?

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Calm down. What does my beautiful doll want?

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She wants you to make her happy. You should postpone the wedding for ten days

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And how is it done?

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Everything is prepared for the feast of Santa Carmela. A feast of

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my property Listen dad What about women, dad And that's fine I want

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say that Archangel woman for her doll I'll even move the calendar

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Thanks dad Dad, we're going to Sorrento because the kit is at

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half Well?

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Could you give us a few cents?

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A few cents?

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I count the lire with zeros. What do you want, what do you want

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is it necessary?

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Go to Sorrento, buy the whole town and bring it here to me. You, you

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You say you wouldn't forget?

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And what happened now?

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If there was no water, there is water, it's the engine that's missing,

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go figure Ladies and gentlemen, we stopped here Why are you

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broken down, Pullman?

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Because I want to show you one of the most interesting and artistic locations in the

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area Right here, the ancient Romans wanted to found a city As it is

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possible?

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It's here country Only country Exactly, then they noticed that it was country and

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they said what do we do?

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We found a city in the countryside, then it's far to get there, missing the

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means, there is no water, no electricity and therefore they no longer founded it

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Ah, we missed them here too. Here we need a candle. Try two,

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one also for San Gennaro What is it called here?

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Toothbrush Toothbrush?

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From the Latin massadicadenti, meaning teeth-massaging Here is much older than

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Pompeii, much more historic How many Roman emperors came to pass through there

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'summer But it's here no nice Yes, it's true, it's not much

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nice. But as you can see, no one passes by, it's a quiet place

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And the emperors could walk around without the hassle of the people who

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he asked for autographs, signatures, supplications, prayers, please, please,

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take a seat, come down so we can stretch our legs a bit. Here,

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on this side perhaps we are even more calm. Eh, as it is

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reduced this place Right here, according to the master plan of the time, it had to

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the Colosseum be built A small, summer Colosseum, of course

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the holidays of the emperors, eh And he was here in the act for a while

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built Yeah, why didn't they build it?

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Eh, now he has to invent me also because they didn't build it. Non

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they built it because a certain Hercules lived right up here,

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a hunk of a rugged young man that he didn't want to hear every day

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the builders under the house, understand?

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And then first he began to throw down some pebbles just to disturb,

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so Then one day he got angry and took some big wind blowers

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and threw them down, killing everyone, where did he get it from too

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the name and location massicaventi Which on my guide does not have

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wrote this?

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Please, can I see?

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Ah but this is English Eh, and not all of them know it

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the things we know In any case they canceled it, l

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'they canceled because all the tourists who came here As a souvenir and

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souvenir, they took away a piece of falling rock. And here not

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we had nothing left, understand?

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This is the reason Oh, go ahead and take photographs But for heaven's sake not

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touch nothing here, otherwise you'll give me a hard time,

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eh I thought pulmon was broken And instead it's exactly like that, sorry

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Praise, you've finally pissed off the manager. I'll let her rest a little

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because it is still in progress. Greetings, lawyer. Have a good rest. It really gives me

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the nerves with that air of security of his. We're ready, we can go

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What was wrong with him?

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He had everything. He said he had dirty spark plugs there

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oil pan broken and the position grainy As soon as we arrive he will bring it

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on the mechanic You have to take this to the magician in Naples The magician

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of Naples Wait for me here What is he doing to you?

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Buy me one One moment, one moment But if it's physical there Enough,

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enough It's character, it's character But what?

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I want to do it. And what do I know, did you remove the fridge by hand?

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And since I took it off it's in the garage Go

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to see, many times there was something But what do you have with me

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loaded?

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Roman antiquity, very good for souvenirs But yes crumbling Damn,

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who tells me so many nonsense You see, professor, without waking up there

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night I find myself...

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The night is psychically dark. Tell me sincerely, miss, you are

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in love with her boyfriend The doctor is like the confessor, tell me

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the truth Have you ever taken walks together?

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I don't have time for that stupid nonsense. The professor is a

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good boy, dad is happy that I marry him But I think

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especially to my career. Relax. What career?

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The lawyer Ah, because you...

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Yes, and I'm proud of it. Relax, relax. Or rather

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I was, because with this disease will understand A lawyer who goes to bed

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of others What's strange?

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She's a female lawyer Doctor Relax, relax Your

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case is quite clear. It is a twilight inhibition in tropism

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of his subconscious Oh God, what is it?

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Relax, relax. Your sister is very normal. Very normal psychologically

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because for the rest I have never seen cases of lawyers Che

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they offer with such grace The sleepwalker tries to do when he sleeps That is

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when he is not conscious All that he has forbidden him Or that

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he forbids himself In normal life So what?

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And then it means that she is not satisfied with her life

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too austere, full of studies and above all that she is not satisfied with Del

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her current boyfriend Because what happens at night happens But then

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she's a sexual maniac Relax, relax Doctor, but she's a

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disease that attacks Because you know, I sleep with it And not

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I would like to do an injustice to my boyfriend who lives in London. Not

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worry miss The illness concerns your sister And she is there

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patient But there will be a cure Will there be something for...

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Here, in these cases marriage is very helpful. Try to

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anticipate it as much as you can Youth needs these advances She

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You understand me, right?

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Yes, I understand, I understand But in the meantime for these days If the phenomenon yes

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he repeats He will have to face a radical cure. Okay doctor, I'll face it Then

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it is necessary for me to see this young man. I have to establish What ring of

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conjunction exists between you two And what is it that pulls it

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so much towards him you bring him here to me But I don't want to

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no longer have to deal with what Mrs. lawyer you want to become

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a real woman He wants to remain just a lawyer I'll take care of it for him

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I send him alive or dead I send him alive Young man,

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mister improta Who are you?

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Miss B, what honor is there?

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I would like to ask you a favor. For you everything you really want, for

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my sister Because you are childish and no longer know how to express yourself No,

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no, what are you saying? Then tell her to take a breather

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And to use his beautiful voice Yes, make happy Okay,

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I'll talk to you. I find that this one suits you much more

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of dress That ghost guy Shut up, does he want to ruin me?

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For goodness' sake, take a seat, Baroness. I'm not yet a Baroness. And provisionally

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how can I call you?

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Lawyer young lady, but without being funny Do you want to favor a cool d

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'India?

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I can't stand vulgar foods. And I can't stand them

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lawyers I'm sorry but today I'm here precisely as a lawyer E of

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who?

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About myself I have to clarify certain relationships between you and a certain woman

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person I met this night Apart from you this night I

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I haven't met anyone at all. Speak slowly. I'm sick and therefore

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I'm not responsible for what I do at night. I suffer from crepuscular inhibitions

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as per the medical certificate And therefore you should go and be examined

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Like how, I didn't understand well. You are sick, see the doctor there

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I have to go Of course, because the doctor to establish the cure

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he needs to find the link Lawyer, but what a novelty

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are these?

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I don't go to the doctor even when I'm personally sick. Now

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I have to go there when others are sick. But that's one thing

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foreign disease that needs the verb?

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But it doesn't depend on me, it's psychoanalysis that requires it Gentlemen,

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Look, I've got enough trouble on my own. Ask me for another one

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what but I can't play sick for you

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So she wants scandal at all. What scandal?

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But you have done something wrong. So why do you want to

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call the truth a scandal?

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But it's the people who don't know how things happened

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And let him know. I'm sorry but I can't

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be a hero out of altruism I have to work I understand And how much

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want to keep the secret?

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A thousand million, do you keep it?

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What speeches?

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So keep your money, otherwise I'll use the truth as

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I think so. Go ahead. But remember that I know

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the law And I have a father and a boyfriend who will know how to defend it

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my reputation Here if there is someone who has to defend the

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his reputation is me Because if it becomes known that you

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you spent the night in my room without harm. What a surprise

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do I?

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Dear Baroness, that's why I bothered to come to your house

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True little baron, but then what are ten days more, ten days

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less?

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But sure, let's postpone it by twenty. Actually, I wanted to say something

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And come on, tell her this So mom, it's a little difficult but...

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By the way, dear friend, a lot can happen in ten days. You can

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even die. And why not?

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Or I can die, if you prefer. Priority to the ladies Yes, but

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I want to come to meet you. Add another ten million to the dowry and I

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I grant you the ten days Donna Matilde, but why are we at the market?

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As?

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I ask you a favor and you...

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And I'll make you another one. You care about that

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will your daughter become noble?

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Wait, I always know who goes there, you see, that's fine,

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done deal But I have earned the right to nobility

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with the sweat of my brow Eh, call it sweat You did in Naples

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the guy, you were the holy mother of healthcare And I'm leaving

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again, because with my valor I was able to do it for my daughter

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buy the best education on the market. And then where

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did he put it?

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The honesty, the beauty of the girl Ah, as for this also the

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my prosperous little one I made him arrive pure at the wedding. By the way mom,

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I wanted to say one thing. Don't interrupt. And let him speak. Prospero speaks

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only when I want Dad, I decided to get married right away How?

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I bought myself a ten day extension. But what, no extension instead

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we must anticipate Prospero, you will see, I will be a good wife, I will always be for you

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faithful Yes, yes, of course dear, but listen, I have to tell you something

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what After, after, young man, after Prospero, don't say things now Donna Matilde,

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given that there was no addition of your ten days

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Is it right for me to subtract my ten million?

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But...

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Eh Hey, look who it is, is it yours?

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No, I bought it for you. Thanks, why?

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And you never know who you might end up with tonight. No one,

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because I will sleep tonight. Yes, but it is precisely when you sleep that

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the thing happens Eh, okay, I'll be awake And if you stay awake

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How do we know if you are healed or not?

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But then what should I do?

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Wait, I'll show you, eh But where did I put it?

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Where are the pins?

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Oh, here she is With these under her feet I really want to see if not

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you wake up with this system in a yellow book, they even arrested

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the murderer Look, I put them everywhere Hey, like you, there's no

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'it's bad That's it And then I'll watch over you With this one

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I'm definitely not sleeping Let's hope Miss

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Carmela Lawyer, you came back to my room Lawyer, then you wake up and

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you slap me It's not nice Miss And where am I going

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to sleep now But look what must happen to me Lawyer

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And this is embezzlement of someone else's bed. Well, you should know

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Not bad, this lawyer. I turn around. Why

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I am good and good. I don't like it. Not me

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it seems huh?

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Sandalwood, only you can understand me How is it done?

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Of course it's a struggle. But are you sure?

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Well Le

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pins Then when you get to the moon, you know how I went through Oh well,

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we let ourselves sleep Get up, stay in that guy's room Even tonight Stop!

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You don't turn around because I'm there Ah, but then it's becoming here

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a cohabitation Now the sister is coming too If she allows herself to take advantage

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of us, I'll have you arrested Miss, I would just like to take advantage of the night

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of my bed You are an ignorant, an insensitive If I am

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here it is because I am brought to it by my subconscious And it shows

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that this subconscious sleeps badly in your bed If she goes

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to the doctor, we would be done with this trouble Tomorrow night in

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look, come, so I can add two or three more beds. But dear

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life, there really is no?

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Is this it?

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The ghost No, tonight there are two. Are they two?

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It's also tonight the ghost Run He's not there, I see double

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No, there are two ghost Che

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is there?

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Another apparition?

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Have you seen the ghost?

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We were sleeping, yes, but what about sleeping with all this cod that's going on?

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'is it?

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Ouch, ouch, ouch Who is it that stings?

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This is spirit, but do you see?

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No dad, it was us For the ghost, not to let him in

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And they see it coming on my feet Yes

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it's all stained now Quite decisive it seems to you Please have a seat, yes

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come in. But doctor, isn't this psychoanalysis dangerous?

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Dangerous?

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Dangerous and don't resort to it. Relax

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Huh?

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Relax Relax More, more More More

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More Eh, but more than that. Relax. Ah, but this

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I can do it on my own too, look Now I'll tell you some

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very simple words And she will immediately respond with other words than for

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association of ideas will remind you of the words that I said

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clear?

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Let's try. Is it ready?

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Hello Bread, bread No, bread, I say so. And I have to

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say?

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The one who by association of ideas reminds you of the word bread Ah,

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bread, bread Bread, wine Bravo, bravo Here you see what's going on?

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Yes Bread and wine Here is the link Bravo Bene Vino,

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pane Well It's not very original, but in short, let's be happy with it A

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Does wine only remind you of the word bread?

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No, no, I can also say water Water and wine Well, of course

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the wine is ruined a little Very, very much But with a little

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of soaked bread Eh, but try to get out of this vicious circle,

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no?

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Make an effort, go ahead Yes Come on, relax Yes, yes Relax I must

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do a little like this No, it's not necessary It's not necessary Here, let's see a

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what can I ask you now Mozzarella Mozzarella Damn, it's

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difficult mozzarella, eh Really mozzarella Bread, bread and mozzarella Ah It's good,

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it's good bread and mozzarella It's not bad It's not bad bread

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and mozzarella But in short she always says bread, always bread. Make an effort,

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help me No, it's just that I can't eat without bread

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nothing, you understand?

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Then I get Look at this Sofia Loren bed Sofia Loren tank

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Development Sofia Loren Oh, I said so Subcervical monofixity Is it serious?

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Idea officer Okay, but I'm fixated on a good idea

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Yes, but when you get fixated on an idea, it's not there

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'abandon more But why, if she had the Lore she would abandon her

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No, no, no But I don't have it Exactly Well, let's try with

468
00:35:32,610 --> 00:35:42,490
the colors Snow White Good Meadow Green Oh, here,

469
00:35:42,610 --> 00:35:43,930
good Do you see that connection?

470
00:35:44,110 --> 00:35:48,830
Yes Green, meadow The connecting link Sorry, but what would it be

471
00:35:48,830 --> 00:35:50,150
the lawn of these two?

472
00:35:50,450 --> 00:35:50,690
Why?

473
00:35:51,070 --> 00:35:56,450
No, because looking at them like that they seem the same Azzurro Napoli Forza Napoli,

474
00:35:56,570 --> 00:36:05,510
come on Ciuccio, this year you are the king Red and black Red

475
00:36:05,510 --> 00:36:05,770
is it black?

476
00:36:06,750 --> 00:36:08,750
I don't get anything Red and black what?

477
00:36:08,870 --> 00:36:10,050
Ah, nothing comes of it, eh?

478
00:36:10,350 --> 00:36:16,210
No, no Milan Ah, Milan, okay Dumb Dumb Ah,

479
00:36:16,210 --> 00:36:26,790
but let's get heavy now Dumb Cretin Idiot Idiot Imbecile

480
00:36:26,790 --> 00:36:35,810
Moron Uè, piazzegocozza Criminal

481
00:36:35,810 --> 00:36:39,130
Criminal delinquent Criminal But what criminal?

482
00:36:39,250 --> 00:36:41,290
Savage Are you a savage?

483
00:36:41,570 --> 00:36:43,030
A rascoso But what a rascoso?

484
00:36:43,050 --> 00:36:45,090
I'm breaking my face, do you understand?

485
00:36:45,170 --> 00:36:47,630
Ah, you're here too. But have you started a fight?

486
00:36:48,590 --> 00:36:54,190
Amazing What a temperament What a character I found I found the ring of

487
00:36:54,190 --> 00:36:57,890
conjunction What a magnificent pair of, by God, ideas But what a pair and

488
00:36:57,890 --> 00:36:58,790
couple, professor?

489
00:36:58,970 --> 00:37:02,350
I came here to take care of you, Miss, now

490
00:37:02,350 --> 00:37:05,470
I have to tell you the truth. Then you can do what you want

491
00:37:05,470 --> 00:37:10,690
She needs a man Who, in my psycho-anthropomorphic chart,

492
00:37:10,750 --> 00:37:16,050
awarded in Brussels Corresponds to type 17 This young man is exactly the

493
00:37:16,050 --> 00:37:20,010
type 17 That she desires in her subconscious at night Well,

494
00:37:20,250 --> 00:37:22,850
more or less I understood this too. But what

495
00:37:22,850 --> 00:37:24,030
do I have to do to get better?

496
00:37:24,290 --> 00:37:29,290
Well, I will explain to you in simple words Miss, you have to take into account

497
00:37:29,290 --> 00:37:32,610
to be a living person who has to unload And therefore needs to

498
00:37:32,610 --> 00:37:38,410
a contact To the positive pole, corresponds to Mr. improta L

499
00:37:38,410 --> 00:37:42,550
'ideal for an easy and safe healing would be the two types

500
00:37:42,550 --> 00:37:45,530
they mated The joining of the poles!

501
00:37:46,370 --> 00:37:49,970
However, if you reject your ideal or other exemplary, always say

502
00:37:49,970 --> 00:37:55,070
type 17 Will force his subconscious to adapt By repressing impulses

503
00:37:55,070 --> 00:37:57,590
and therefore he will never heal. But in short, there is no way d

504
00:37:57,590 --> 00:38:02,950
'exit At extreme poles, extreme remedies Agreed, but there will be a

505
00:38:02,950 --> 00:38:04,650
another number that works for me anyway?

506
00:38:05,070 --> 00:38:10,150
Well, we could try the 18th But it will definitely stay out of her way, psychoanalytically

507
00:38:10,150 --> 00:38:13,530
talking No, no, believe me, his type is the type 17 Here,

508
00:38:13,590 --> 00:38:18,630
evident The classic type of the simple, primitive, healthy boy Without

509
00:38:18,630 --> 00:38:23,590
educational, cultural, intellectualistic deformations. An ignorant person, in short,

510
00:38:23,790 --> 00:38:28,150
remained in its natural state Of course, the last one is not always pleasant, that's it

511
00:38:28,150 --> 00:38:33,350
look at him A normal guy, insignificant, or rather I would say a bit vulgar

512
00:38:33,350 --> 00:38:36,190
Even animalistic. But why do we want to start again?

513
00:38:36,330 --> 00:38:40,590
But in my appreciated table it is precisely the type that almost almost

514
00:38:40,590 --> 00:38:43,590
I define the best. It's exactly what you need

515
00:38:43,590 --> 00:38:48,610
vice versa, it is type 31 So I should choose a man

516
00:38:48,610 --> 00:38:52,130
common, vulgar and ignorant But it is in the interest of both of us

517
00:38:52,130 --> 00:38:56,370
17 and 31 48 And this is what would happen between me

518
00:38:56,370 --> 00:38:59,950
and the young lady, the 48 Enough of this nonsense Nonsense?

519
00:39:00,250 --> 00:39:03,590
The applicator does not call nonsense Miss do you know what I tell you?

520
00:39:04,030 --> 00:39:07,230
She has to go with the guy 17, she has to kiss him full on

521
00:39:07,230 --> 00:39:10,910
conscience, during the day And he will see how good he will feel at night But

522
00:39:10,910 --> 00:39:14,390
doctor it's absurd But in short I don't know how to make you understand that

523
00:39:14,390 --> 00:39:17,170
the 17th in the 31st fits once with the surplus of

524
00:39:17,170 --> 00:39:20,510
14 She can stay there as many times as she wants. I'm the one who doesn't

525
00:39:20,510 --> 00:39:23,390
I'm not even half the time Doctor, I understand the care I need

526
00:39:23,390 --> 00:39:27,570
do, I will marry Prospero immediately. I don't know, I don't know, I don't understand why

527
00:39:27,570 --> 00:39:30,430
come to the doctor He makes me visit one and then wants to mate with

528
00:39:30,430 --> 00:39:31,790
another But who is this Prospero?

529
00:39:32,010 --> 00:39:32,510
What type is he?

530
00:39:32,810 --> 00:39:33,830
I don't know, it's going to be some guy...

531
00:39:33,830 --> 00:39:37,170
Well, if I'm a type 17, that will be a guess

532
00:39:37,170 --> 00:39:39,450
a 7 and a half How?

533
00:39:39,830 --> 00:39:40,710
A 7 and a half?

534
00:39:40,910 --> 00:39:44,910
7 and a half, with the crazy one, they're fine. Crazy will be her, it is

535
00:39:44,910 --> 00:39:48,710
also rude So can I go too doctor?

536
00:39:48,770 --> 00:39:56,860
If you want, Doctor, I want to hope that you were joking with this one

537
00:39:56,860 --> 00:40:04,060
nonsense about the kiss cure. Psychoanalysis never jokes. It's one

538
00:40:04,060 --> 00:40:13,980
generation full of complexes So have you seen a human figure?

539
00:40:14,200 --> 00:40:17,700
A woman Woman 22, and how was she, beautiful?

540
00:40:17,920 --> 00:40:22,540
For me yes, it looked like you, or rather it was you. Really?

541
00:40:22,720 --> 00:40:25,820
Thank you, beautiful woman 44, and then?

542
00:40:26,500 --> 00:40:31,680
Then I approached to hug you and kiss you But when I was about to

543
00:40:31,680 --> 00:40:36,780
to hold you close to me, I was scared and so I only caressed you

544
00:40:36,780 --> 00:40:38,320
the hand And then?

545
00:40:39,180 --> 00:40:42,510
And then, nothing, little by little he woke me up and...

546
00:40:43,100 --> 00:40:48,380
Missed hug, 68 Here's the play, 22, 44 and 68, I think

547
00:40:48,380 --> 00:40:52,680
good We also want to add the 34th, a courageous initiative Assù, to this

548
00:40:52,680 --> 00:40:58,480
point we need 50, heroic gesture. So I like you Prospero Hello

549
00:40:58,480 --> 00:41:16,820
Carmela Come, I have to talk to you Here I am Come on Carmela,

550
00:41:16,880 --> 00:41:17,740
Carmela, where are you taking me?

551
00:41:17,840 --> 00:41:21,640
One moment, one moment, I'll tell you now Ah, here it is

552
00:41:21,640 --> 00:41:24,780
that, Carmela, Carmela, listen to me, I have to tell you something

553
00:41:24,780 --> 00:41:27,100
Shut up and kiss me How do you kiss me?

554
00:41:27,260 --> 00:41:33,520
You're my boyfriend, come on Okay, I'll try But no, mi

555
00:41:33,520 --> 00:41:36,600
you need a kiss like the ones in the cinema But yes, they are mine

556
00:41:36,600 --> 00:41:40,820
strong Ah, this is a little better No, no, that's enough for

557
00:41:40,820 --> 00:41:41,360
today But how?

558
00:41:41,740 --> 00:41:44,600
I'll show you. But what do you think you have?

559
00:41:44,600 --> 00:41:45,400
only his mouth?

560
00:41:47,440 --> 00:41:48,740
Hey, what are you doing?

561
00:41:49,020 --> 00:41:52,040
It's an alarm signal, I read it in a Serve rotogravure

562
00:41:52,040 --> 00:41:56,600
for thieves, look eh It should be tied to the door Instead you do

563
00:41:56,600 --> 00:42:00,600
you have on your leg So when you get up...

564
00:42:01,120 --> 00:42:01,620
Have you seen?

565
00:42:02,180 --> 00:42:04,900
But I'm doing the kissing cure with Prospero. Put that

566
00:42:04,900 --> 00:42:08,700
it doesn't work It must work In any case, we are prepared for anything

567
00:42:09,220 --> 00:42:11,700
Now it's just seeing the face he makes when he doesn't see me

568
00:42:11,700 --> 00:43:36,860
arrive here this night,

569
00:43:36,860 --> 00:43:41,470
finally we'll see you. You've been kept waiting. It's been since ten

570
00:43:41,470 --> 00:43:45,350
I'm here Don Arcà, if you wore braids you looked like Juliet waiting

571
00:43:45,350 --> 00:43:48,790
his Romeo Are you my Romeo Hey, how do you want it

572
00:43:48,790 --> 00:43:49,310
solve?

573
00:43:49,910 --> 00:43:53,250
This time you're in trouble. I finally understand how you steal from me

574
00:43:53,250 --> 00:43:57,970
tourists This is unfair competition, prison stuff. And I'm in prison

575
00:43:57,970 --> 00:44:00,730
I'll let you finish But because my signature is down there

576
00:44:00,730 --> 00:44:04,530
There are witnesses, there are What witnesses, Don Arcà?

577
00:44:05,010 --> 00:44:08,170
I know liars too. But Don Arcangelo di Capua is there

578
00:44:08,170 --> 00:44:12,630
has its law Law of Capua I could destroy you and

579
00:44:12,630 --> 00:44:18,980
I don't. Wait a minute. This is my code. Listen to me

580
00:44:18,980 --> 00:44:22,880
good Here are two hundred thousand lire for you If you sell me that

581
00:44:22,880 --> 00:44:26,360
kind of cart that you keep Then I'll still let you get by because if

582
00:44:26,360 --> 00:44:27,300
no...

583
00:44:27,300 --> 00:44:30,800
With your lyres I have little scope. Can I come to meet you?

584
00:44:30,920 --> 00:44:34,600
I've told you many times, let's become partners. You're a bastard Ma

585
00:44:34,600 --> 00:44:38,320
I remind you of a little street and cheek. Let's do this. You give me

586
00:44:38,320 --> 00:44:42,560
the bus And then who knows We can even discuss And you

587
00:44:42,560 --> 00:44:46,200
you know that my word is a safe word Tested in Naples d

588
00:44:46,200 --> 00:44:49,200
'surroundings and contours And do you know how he responds to your word?

589
00:44:50,240 --> 00:44:50,720
Attention!

590
00:44:51,080 --> 00:44:51,580
What attention?

591
00:44:51,620 --> 00:44:52,800
Go back!

592
00:44:52,940 --> 00:44:53,700
How do you go back?

593
00:44:53,920 --> 00:44:54,680
Be careful!

594
00:44:55,020 --> 00:44:56,180
Should I be careful?

595
00:44:56,400 --> 00:44:59,860
And be careful. Do you want to suck my blood?

596
00:45:00,420 --> 00:45:01,980
Don Arcà, wake up!

597
00:45:02,180 --> 00:45:04,020
It's no time to sleep, hey!

598
00:45:04,020 --> 00:45:06,760
I'd rather rock everything!

599
00:45:08,080 --> 00:45:12,100
Go away, it's better for everyone So, this one came out crazy E

600
00:45:12,100 --> 00:45:13,420
What if I'm just wasting my time?

601
00:45:21,880 --> 00:45:30,640
They made me shake all my nerves Stop Carmela!

602
00:45:30,900 --> 00:45:32,180
Can't you see I'm already awake?

603
00:45:32,180 --> 00:45:35,180
Well, the signal worked. But what worked?

604
00:45:35,720 --> 00:45:40,340
I really have to start the treatment with Toto Carmela, come on!

605
00:45:45,630 --> 00:45:53,240
And here was Naples Ladies and gentlemen We stopped here because

606
00:45:53,240 --> 00:45:56,280
this is one of the most beautiful spots on the coast One minute and

607
00:45:56,280 --> 00:45:57,720
let's start again immediately. What minute?

608
00:45:57,840 --> 00:46:01,060
Here this time we really won't leave again. Very good, then we have everything

609
00:46:01,060 --> 00:46:04,160
the time available to admire one of the most beautiful views of the

610
00:46:04,160 --> 00:46:08,500
Amalfi coast A long time, a long time it happens to us And for you to enjoy it

611
00:46:08,500 --> 00:46:12,420
better, I also want to sing you a beautiful Neapolitan song. But how?

612
00:46:12,700 --> 00:46:15,040
Instead of helping me fix the car, you make me sing?

613
00:46:15,160 --> 00:46:20,000
Work, ignorant, and pay attention to the rhyme To the rhyme To clear sea

614
00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:27,800
there is a window and my passion tumbles there. Look at Candela,

615
00:46:28,080 --> 00:46:33,800
the second right which is always the one that blows us apart

616
00:46:33,800 --> 00:46:43,900
that the gym is in shambles, I bought it for him, not

617
00:46:43,900 --> 00:46:49,380
he changed it you want to piss me off but it's a bit beat up

618
00:46:49,380 --> 00:46:54,020
I'll pack up and leave. Idiot, he's not here

619
00:46:54,020 --> 00:46:58,220
the rhyme But I'm leaving anyway A clear sea

620
00:46:58,220 --> 00:47:00,680
I should talk later please because now there's a bit to do

621
00:47:00,680 --> 00:47:08,350
to do In the clear sea there was an imbecile Pasquale, here, you continue,

622
00:47:08,390 --> 00:47:09,490
let them have fun What?

623
00:47:09,570 --> 00:47:11,450
Pick up the guitar, on And how do I do it?

624
00:47:11,650 --> 00:47:14,950
Now I have to fix the car and I have to sing And why not me

625
00:47:14,950 --> 00:47:16,870
give me a broom so I can clean it up for you too?

626
00:47:17,510 --> 00:47:18,850
Do you want me to go buy you a cigarette?

627
00:47:24,660 --> 00:47:26,640
We had a safe escape tonight, huh?

628
00:47:26,940 --> 00:47:30,400
It is precisely because you have demonstrated a certain seriousness that I

629
00:47:30,400 --> 00:47:34,040
I'm determined to take the risk of coming here. I'm ready to

630
00:47:34,040 --> 00:47:36,120
Always treat like a lawyer?

631
00:47:36,120 --> 00:47:41,180
No, this time as a sick person I decided to do the treatment and

632
00:47:41,180 --> 00:47:46,300
if you are willing to kiss me I would like to start immediately Now, here?

633
00:47:46,840 --> 00:47:50,680
I absolutely can't wait because my wedding is approaching and I

634
00:47:50,680 --> 00:47:54,480
I must get well at all costs Gentlemen, but you will not have me

635
00:47:54,480 --> 00:47:56,540
mistaken for some pharmaceutical flag?

636
00:47:57,100 --> 00:48:00,080
I've never kissed out of care, huh?

637
00:48:00,540 --> 00:48:03,060
Apart from the fact that if a sleepwalking epidemic breaks out, what will I do?

638
00:48:03,120 --> 00:48:04,360
the professional kisser?

639
00:48:04,640 --> 00:48:07,640
I don't know. I understand that what I'm asking you isn't simple but

640
00:48:07,640 --> 00:48:10,500
she was ordered to me by the doctor I must consider her as the

641
00:48:10,500 --> 00:48:14,620
my medicine so how would I ask the pharmacist I will ask you what it is

642
00:48:14,620 --> 00:48:17,720
the price for its performance Yep, look if it's there

643
00:48:17,720 --> 00:48:19,940
the price on the shoulders add law, is it understood?

644
00:48:20,260 --> 00:48:23,620
My beautiful lady, why don't you find another one perhaps

645
00:48:23,620 --> 00:48:24,600
same brand as me?

646
00:48:24,720 --> 00:48:30,200
I am not capable, so I cool these things. I would do it if not

647
00:48:30,200 --> 00:48:34,980
I was afraid of having this very annoying story spread. Now about her

648
00:48:34,980 --> 00:48:44,970
I trust you. Okay, let's try to find a place a little bit more

649
00:48:44,970 --> 00:48:47,310
always suitable in a medical sense, you understand?

650
00:48:47,450 --> 00:48:55,220
All right, take a seat. Here, I think it would be fine here. But...

651
00:48:55,220 --> 00:48:56,400
What do you think?

652
00:48:57,020 --> 00:49:03,560
I'm not practical Yes, yes Allow me, otherwise the sun will give it to him

653
00:49:03,560 --> 00:49:13,410
eye discomfort You keep your head as you prefer to hold it, on the right or

654
00:49:13,410 --> 00:49:13,990
to the left?

655
00:49:14,610 --> 00:49:18,990
Well, I think I'm perfectly indifferent No, because of the nose,

656
00:49:19,070 --> 00:49:21,950
Do you still allow sometimes?

657
00:49:22,070 --> 00:49:33,330
Yes, please. Thank you. So, then

658
00:49:33,330 --> 00:49:34,430
do we want to start?

659
00:49:42,130 --> 00:49:46,130
No, sorry, would you mind closing your eyes because it bothers me to be

660
00:49:46,130 --> 00:49:58,750
observed while I operate Right Thanks How

661
00:49:58,750 --> 00:49:59,470
do you feel?

662
00:50:01,110 --> 00:50:06,830
I didn't feel any sensations Well, this was a bit of a dose

663
00:50:06,830 --> 00:50:10,850
for children, we say Yes, it was like the kiss on the bua You see, every

664
00:50:10,850 --> 00:50:14,070
medicine has its instructions. Shall we follow them for a moment?

665
00:50:14,270 --> 00:50:18,650
Sorry, this arm should go here Here, even a little higher

666
00:50:18,650 --> 00:50:24,370
Yes, tighten this around your waist Now this is the right position

667
00:50:24,370 --> 00:50:27,890
It seems to me that as number 17 she is a little tight for me

668
00:50:27,890 --> 00:50:33,350
No, no, I didn't retire. So, now you close them

669
00:50:33,350 --> 00:50:38,090
eyes and mentally count to 10. I'll take care of the rest

670
00:50:38,710 --> 00:50:54,750
What happens?

671
00:50:54,850 --> 00:50:59,030
Ah, nothing, nothing, it's the cancer of the windshield Ah And now without

672
00:50:59,030 --> 00:51:01,630
glasses you can't see No, no, I can see, just nature

673
00:51:01,630 --> 00:51:03,710
it gave me a physique it didn't give me my mentality and

674
00:51:03,710 --> 00:51:07,470
glasses can partially correct these defects of mine. Lawyer, I can

675
00:51:07,470 --> 00:51:08,170
say something?

676
00:51:08,770 --> 00:51:11,890
In my opinion nature has done more than its duty is there

677
00:51:11,890 --> 00:51:16,150
your mentality that is wrong Well, it doesn't matter, I hope to be

678
00:51:16,150 --> 00:51:20,370
healed, thanks In any case, if you still need the doctor

679
00:51:20,370 --> 00:51:23,950
like a missionary, you have to sacrifice I think there won't be any

680
00:51:23,950 --> 00:51:33,800
more need As you wish Moment Moment Eh, they're in a hurry, they're going

681
00:51:34,840 --> 00:51:38,860
Everything I have to do in this house, everything I Moment you have me

682
00:51:38,860 --> 00:51:42,140
taken for the emergency room door A little patience, I'm

683
00:51:42,140 --> 00:51:46,140
coming Good evening You mister Di Capra?

684
00:51:46,360 --> 00:51:47,000
What Di Capra?

685
00:51:47,240 --> 00:51:51,600
You're welcome, Di Capua Oh, sorry, yes You Father Debaio?

686
00:51:51,880 --> 00:51:52,120
As?

687
00:51:52,460 --> 00:51:57,460
Yes, yes, I understand, yes yes You relative of Douglas Eh, me

688
00:51:57,460 --> 00:52:01,560
I should have noticed it immediately, the resemblance is perfect. You look like two drops d

689
00:52:01,560 --> 00:52:07,440
'water Dirty water My goodness, how bad it is Please, please, have a seat,

690
00:52:07,500 --> 00:52:14,040
take a seat Thank you Who knows what a surprise for Bice Bice, come Bice,

691
00:52:14,640 --> 00:52:19,520
which means vice in Italian Excuse me, one moment I don't understand Please

692
00:52:19,520 --> 00:52:24,020
Please, Andrei, Andrei, take a seat Eh, Bice, where will this be?

693
00:52:24,560 --> 00:52:28,260
Bice Bice, are you coming?

694
00:52:28,400 --> 00:52:33,660
A woman, a relative of Douglas Oh God, right now, here I am yes One

695
00:52:33,660 --> 00:52:38,240
relative of Douglas, mother Miss, so when is your brother coming here?

696
00:52:38,680 --> 00:52:43,560
I wanted to explain Yes Mister Di Capra Di Capua Well, Di Capra

697
00:52:43,560 --> 00:52:44,520
Eh, good morning, how are you?

698
00:52:44,740 --> 00:52:48,340
Marriage with Bice is no longer possible. What would it be like?

699
00:52:48,860 --> 00:52:49,880
Ah, so you came?

700
00:52:50,160 --> 00:52:53,040
Because your brother didn't have the courage, I had the courage,

701
00:52:53,280 --> 00:52:57,040
I beat ten several Germans Ah no, exactly, you beat

702
00:52:57,040 --> 00:53:01,920
many but your brother, big bastard your brother I am mine

703
00:53:01,920 --> 00:53:05,880
brother, Mister Di Capra Di Capua, with the U like this one

704
00:53:05,880 --> 00:53:08,920
you understand in your country, yes And explain to each other what this story of

705
00:53:08,920 --> 00:53:09,940
brother and not brother, what is he?

706
00:53:10,200 --> 00:53:18,040
Very simple I, by small accident, have changed sex Became

707
00:53:18,040 --> 00:53:22,100
woman But, but, but, but Woman Woman, but, but, but, but, but,

708
00:53:22,100 --> 00:53:23,180
but, but, but what?

709
00:53:23,480 --> 00:53:24,400
You, who are you?

710
00:53:24,540 --> 00:53:24,840
I?

711
00:53:24,920 --> 00:53:25,500
But who are you?

712
00:53:25,620 --> 00:53:30,520
Being Douglas You, you, you are Douglas, you are Douglas My Madonna,

713
00:53:30,820 --> 00:53:34,520
you are Douglas But you see it had to happen to me Please,

714
00:53:34,880 --> 00:53:38,100
to have happened to me To me, certainly not, to me But,

715
00:53:38,100 --> 00:53:48,290
but, but, Bice Then,

716
00:53:49,030 --> 00:53:52,490
Douglas' sister No, my daughter, no. Her cousin. What the hell

717
00:53:52,490 --> 00:53:52,970
cousin?

718
00:53:53,370 --> 00:53:55,030
You have to be strong, there was...

719
00:53:55,030 --> 00:53:58,370
A misfortune No, no, there was a misfortune, there was

720
00:53:58,370 --> 00:54:02,190
a change He changed his mind No, no, no, no, darling, mister la

721
00:54:02,190 --> 00:54:07,010
goat To this goat Truly, that has changed Messiere No He has become

722
00:54:07,010 --> 00:54:09,450
poor But in short, what has changed?

723
00:54:09,530 --> 00:54:12,550
I repeat, be strong. This has changed sex. This has changed sex

724
00:54:12,550 --> 00:54:19,050
This species of females is Douglas. Courage, courage. Stop, leave, there

725
00:54:19,050 --> 00:54:22,590
I forbid you to hug my daughter. Don't worry, she is now a woman mister la

726
00:54:22,590 --> 00:54:26,450
goat What a goat, of capua, of, of, of capua And get out of

727
00:54:26,450 --> 00:54:30,790
my house Here I am, come on, come on, let's find another one

728
00:54:30,790 --> 00:54:41,880
'I mean another one, another one. Listen

729
00:54:41,880 --> 00:54:49,000
this my love, I feel closer than ever to you This

730
00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:57,040
it's from April, they were the first symptoms And this other one Look at the

731
00:54:57,040 --> 00:55:01,080
my love for you has changed me It's becoming another Da

732
00:55:01,080 --> 00:55:05,220
I'm to blame too Oh, poor little boy. You won't sleep this night

733
00:55:05,220 --> 00:55:10,760
You will really understand With all these memories Three years of correspondence, coward

734
00:55:10,760 --> 00:55:16,000
Indeed, coward All these men are scoundrels And that is a man

735
00:55:19,580 --> 00:55:24,500
I bother you, I keep crying No, no, don't worry

736
00:55:24,500 --> 00:55:39,820
I'm so sleepy tonight Maybe it will be the new cure Ho

737
00:55:41,580 --> 00:55:56,030
even the biscuits are fragrant Better, they are more luxurious Five

738
00:55:56,030 --> 00:56:03,030
minutes and midnight And I don't have time, damn How will they

739
00:56:03,030 --> 00:56:04,070
sleep with this thing?

740
00:56:04,790 --> 00:56:08,450
I don't understand. Before going to bed one gets dressed. Eh

741
00:56:08,450 --> 00:56:14,670
They're already intelligent, but I'm animalistic, vulgar. And it goes

742
00:56:14,670 --> 00:56:20,430
good And let's do as the intelligent ones do Next Oh yeah, but there

743
00:56:20,430 --> 00:56:25,830
he wants a cigarette No, a book is better, he's more intelligent Then

744
00:56:25,830 --> 00:56:43,410
the tag Here you go Che

745
00:56:43,410 --> 00:56:43,890
do you look?

746
00:56:44,290 --> 00:56:50,370
I'm reading I'm not sleepy, I'm reading. Say, would it hurt you to read a

747
00:56:50,370 --> 00:56:53,710
little to you too Then you get offended when they tell you who you are

748
00:56:53,710 --> 00:57:00,570
ignorant So, fry one hundred grams of butter in a saucepan. But what

749
00:57:00,570 --> 00:57:00,990
book is it?

750
00:57:01,910 --> 00:57:04,810
The king of chefs And okay, wait for a visit, okay

751
00:57:04,810 --> 00:57:05,930
Can I wait for a visit?

752
00:57:06,130 --> 00:57:07,990
Am I a young man, scruffy or straight?

753
00:57:09,050 --> 00:57:17,610
Eh, I'm not ugly at all. I would like to listen to his nonsense

754
00:57:17,610 --> 00:57:21,610
said the doctor That's crazy Eh I work all day

755
00:57:21,610 --> 00:57:26,150
I'm lonely like a dog I'm thirty years old Someday or there

756
00:57:26,150 --> 00:57:31,110
I'll have to think about something else too, especially when they set me up

757
00:57:31,110 --> 00:57:36,590
you're screwed too So fry one hundred grams of butter Here,

758
00:57:36,750 --> 00:58:09,910
instead your wife Tutta suffers them afterwards

759
00:58:09,910 --> 00:58:10,370
at night?

760
00:58:10,370 --> 00:58:17,470
Eh So I'm healed Oh God, what trouble But how, what trouble?

761
00:58:17,870 --> 00:58:19,830
Oh yes, because it was Toto who healed me, you understand?

762
00:58:19,870 --> 00:58:22,830
Eh And I dreamed about it all night I won't be anymore

763
00:58:22,830 --> 00:58:27,990
I sleepwalk but maybe I'm in love with him. How unfortunate we all are

764
00:58:27,990 --> 00:58:30,630
and two A scoundrel happened to you, one happened to me

765
00:58:30,630 --> 00:58:34,010
woman But scoundrel or not, I have to see it. But you are

766
00:58:34,010 --> 00:58:38,450
crazy, there's dad in the square Yet, I will find a system

767
00:58:50,890 --> 00:58:53,890
They have to happen to me With all the space there is on it

768
00:58:53,890 --> 00:58:58,950
square The nail should have ended up right in my tire But not this

769
00:58:58,950 --> 00:59:01,090
it's a coincidence Who put it there?

770
00:59:01,330 --> 00:59:03,930
And what do I know? We arrived in the square with the tyres

771
00:59:03,930 --> 00:59:07,990
sane It must have been some son of a good mother, it must have been We are in

772
00:59:07,990 --> 00:59:11,650
full fifth column, we are This is an act of sabotage This is

773
00:59:11,650 --> 00:59:13,450
sabotage But where are those people going?

774
00:59:13,530 --> 00:59:17,570
One moment, wait. Get in, we'll leave immediately. One moment. One moment, where

775
00:59:17,570 --> 00:59:17,890
are you going?

776
00:59:17,970 --> 00:59:19,170
You are right at my place. How is it?

777
00:59:19,210 --> 00:59:22,310
You are my tourists Wait, a moment But I know who

778
00:59:22,310 --> 00:59:26,470
it was Look at him there, the fake fool goes too. That's what happens when

779
00:59:26,470 --> 00:59:29,430
removes the snake inside the piece But it's my fault

780
00:59:29,430 --> 00:59:32,930
I had to chase you away from many. Hey, Don Arca, stay here too

781
00:59:32,930 --> 00:59:35,310
But what a beautiful bronze face you had. But you know that

782
00:59:35,310 --> 00:59:37,130
I tell you, you don't leave here unless first

783
00:59:37,130 --> 00:59:39,710
fix my tire. You didn't understand that I was on the bus

784
00:59:39,710 --> 00:59:43,130
I don't care about yours when it's healthy, let alone when it's broken E

785
00:59:43,130 --> 00:59:46,170
now allow me because the tourists are late No, you from here

786
00:59:46,170 --> 00:59:49,790
don't leave because otherwise, damn Don Arca, I have a lot of respect

787
00:59:49,790 --> 00:59:52,290
for old age because it's something I aspire to too

788
00:59:52,670 --> 00:59:56,010
Try not to make me betray my principles. Ah, are you threatening me?

789
00:59:56,330 --> 00:59:58,950
But let me tell you, from now on, I'll tell you

790
00:59:58,950 --> 01:00:03,790
I declare war Defend yourself, defend yourself Don Arca, we made wine And you

791
01:00:03,790 --> 01:00:07,350
what are you doing up there, get down This is the enemy camp Dad, we have to

792
01:00:07,350 --> 01:00:09,570
go to court, there's an important hearing That's mine

793
01:00:09,570 --> 01:00:13,730
saboteur, don't sabotage me too. For goodness' sake, you are my blood

794
01:00:15,590 --> 01:00:25,490
Help me. Greetings Don Arca

795
01:00:25,490 --> 01:00:27,310
We need your Don Arca Well?

796
01:00:27,950 --> 01:00:31,710
They are all tense. Close the salon. From this moment on I am suspended

797
01:00:31,710 --> 01:00:41,620
I'll pay for all the beards. Cheers

798
01:00:41,620 --> 01:00:44,620
to all Health to you At your orders First of all friends

799
01:00:44,620 --> 01:00:47,700
my friends, I want to thank you because you responded immediately to my appeal Don Arca,

800
01:00:47,760 --> 01:00:51,380
after twenty years we are still here Thank you, thank you I turned to

801
01:00:51,380 --> 01:00:51,760
you why...

802
01:00:51,760 --> 01:00:55,200
...you are the old guard Don Ciccio L'Acquaiola, Ligurizia, Pasquale the

803
01:00:55,200 --> 01:00:59,220
professor and Papello Palicca Don Arca, you just have to command us. Thank you

804
01:00:59,220 --> 01:01:02,240
So friends, you must know that this is how things are for me

805
01:01:02,240 --> 01:01:03,980
they made an affront. And who is this bastard?

806
01:01:04,060 --> 01:01:05,980
Even the name I eat my heart out between the pair

807
01:01:05,980 --> 01:01:08,140
Listen to me carefully He made an affront to you it's as if

808
01:01:08,140 --> 01:01:09,640
had done it to me And to me too And to me

809
01:01:09,640 --> 01:01:13,840
no Calm down, calm down, thank you but let me talk, please So No,

810
01:01:13,900 --> 01:01:15,620
I eat my heart out in the middle of the couple To me

811
01:01:15,620 --> 01:01:18,600
they're already reaching out to me. So, long story short, you need to know

812
01:01:18,600 --> 01:01:19,040
that in Amalfi...

813
01:01:19,500 --> 01:01:22,080
...there's a guy who took the liberty of discrediting my opinion

814
01:01:22,080 --> 01:01:25,340
Don Arca, whoever touches your lung is as if he were

815
01:01:25,340 --> 01:01:28,100
if it were up to me And me too No, I'll eat the

816
01:01:28,100 --> 01:01:30,800
heart in the middle of the Ligurian couple, enough. You're eating your heart

817
01:01:30,800 --> 01:01:32,420
for half an hour No, I meant that...

818
01:01:32,420 --> 01:01:35,700
Enough Liguri Don Arca, the courts, you just have to let us know

819
01:01:35,700 --> 01:01:41,040
what we have to do Nothing serious, a trifle A little job for

820
01:01:41,040 --> 01:01:45,040
beginners Simply you have to make that bastard explode

821
01:01:45,040 --> 01:01:45,900
pulmon...

822
01:01:45,900 --> 01:01:55,630
...as if it were a trick truck, a nice bomb And that's when

823
01:01:55,630 --> 01:01:56,230
does it have to be?

824
01:01:56,390 --> 01:01:56,770
When?

825
01:01:57,210 --> 01:01:59,190
Same tonight Tonight?

826
01:01:59,730 --> 01:02:04,150
The trouble is that this evening I'm having my brother-in-law Don for dinner

827
01:02:04,150 --> 01:02:07,690
Arca, sorry, you know very well that my wife isn't with me in the evening

828
01:02:07,690 --> 01:02:09,290
lets her out You know her, don't you?

829
01:02:10,430 --> 01:02:12,110
After hearing Don Arca, it's better...

830
01:02:12,630 --> 01:02:15,010
Couldn't it be done calmly tomorrow, the day after tomorrow?

831
01:02:15,050 --> 01:02:17,430
No, tomorrow there's a crisis for my grandchildren. He's right

832
01:02:17,970 --> 01:02:19,010
But how...

833
01:02:19,010 --> 01:02:22,390
And you're cute, you're cardboard cute. But how are you

834
01:02:22,390 --> 01:02:26,250
refuse, this is the refusal of obedience. And good, you wanted yourself

835
01:02:26,250 --> 01:02:29,670
eat my soups, you tried your hands You make me

836
01:02:29,670 --> 01:02:33,210
disgusting Well I'm leaving, I'm leaving but remember that

837
01:02:33,210 --> 01:02:33,910
in here...

838
01:02:33,910 --> 01:02:36,910
...I hold documents that can send all four Mas to prison

839
01:02:36,910 --> 01:02:37,370
like in prison?

840
01:02:37,490 --> 01:02:42,090
I want to destroy you, you and Sanzona, with all your children Don

841
01:02:42,090 --> 01:02:47,110
Ark, let's think Guys, calm down, calm down, decide. Either you destroy the bus or

842
01:02:47,110 --> 01:02:51,090
I'll send you to jail I'll send you to jail Well?

843
01:02:52,790 --> 01:02:58,370
All right, let's destroy the bus. Then we'll agree. You'll find it

844
01:02:58,370 --> 01:03:03,270
the bus at the beautiful view of Sorrento There will be an idiot nearby

845
01:03:03,270 --> 01:03:07,310
who plays the guitar For tonight the bus must be destroyed,

846
01:03:07,770 --> 01:03:15,870
pulverized Let's not act it more I said, he said, he said

847
01:03:22,550 --> 01:03:29,490
And so we have arrived at the Christmas medicine. It's better to stop. Second

848
01:03:29,490 --> 01:03:35,090
how do you feel Maybe we've exaggerated the treatment a bit. Better this way

849
01:03:35,090 --> 01:03:39,490
Now you can get married in peace, without the risk of relapses. Oh God, if you

850
01:03:39,490 --> 01:03:43,850
If it were to happen before the wedding, I'm always here. The trouble would be

851
01:03:43,850 --> 01:03:48,070
if it happened to you after Because this type of disease then yes

852
01:03:48,070 --> 01:03:52,730
gives a more precise name Have you ever heard of the Nemesis?

853
01:03:54,390 --> 01:03:59,170
I generally mind my own business. It's the hand of fate

854
01:03:59,170 --> 01:04:03,930
So what if fate, for example, made you fall in love with someone

855
01:04:03,930 --> 01:04:09,730
boy Let's say even a little ignorant But if he was your type,

856
01:04:10,210 --> 01:04:15,860
you would rebel against this fate On the eve of my wedding it should

857
01:04:15,860 --> 01:04:21,300
love me very much. What if he loved you all the best in the world?

858
01:04:22,200 --> 01:04:25,400
He would go to my father and ask him to marry me. But then you want

859
01:04:25,400 --> 01:04:28,280
a funeral, not a wedding But you don't know my father,

860
01:04:28,620 --> 01:04:31,540
he's a man who talks, talks And then shoots But it's not

861
01:04:31,540 --> 01:04:38,500
true Carmela, what if this boy had lost his mind AND it was

862
01:04:38,500 --> 01:04:43,220
ready to do anything, short of getting you shot E said

863
01:04:43,220 --> 01:04:47,180
to his girlfriend if you love me Tonight take a briefcase and

864
01:04:47,180 --> 01:04:50,860
run away with me We'll tell dad after marrying me This guy won't

865
01:04:50,860 --> 01:04:54,800
you would think that in my position I cannot expose myself to a scandal So

866
01:04:54,800 --> 01:04:58,360
you prefer to give up everything for fear of a chat. I prefer it

867
01:04:58,360 --> 01:05:00,500
who has the courage of their actions And if she doesn't know

868
01:05:00,500 --> 01:05:02,960
giving up his pride means he doesn't love me enough

869
01:05:02,960 --> 01:05:04,800
But this isn't about pride, this is about mine

870
01:05:04,800 --> 01:05:07,400
worst enemy And I can't go to my worst enemy

871
01:05:07,400 --> 01:05:09,560
to ask for his daughter's hand And I don't run away with

872
01:05:09,560 --> 01:05:12,160
my father's worst enemy. Then marry the baronette, not me

873
01:05:12,160 --> 01:05:15,140
look for more Of course I'll marry him And then you deserve that,

874
01:05:15,520 --> 01:05:18,280
because for you all that matters is saving face And I have one like

875
01:05:18,280 --> 01:05:22,420
you don't want it. The 17th in the 31st, it doesn't even fit

876
01:05:22,420 --> 01:05:32,100
once And when an appointment comes and

877
01:05:32,100 --> 01:05:37,300
I look at the sea and I look at the fronts A moment, a moment where are you going,

878
01:05:37,360 --> 01:05:41,060
a moment, be patient, a moment, don't you want to see A moment Here,

879
01:05:41,100 --> 01:05:44,240
you see, these are the stops where the ancient Romans did their lunch

880
01:05:44,240 --> 01:05:47,320
bathroom And then in the woods next door they dried themselves...

881
01:05:47,320 --> 01:05:47,940
Should we leave?

882
01:05:48,180 --> 01:05:51,020
Yes, yes, a moment, a moment, there is still time, be patient

883
01:05:51,020 --> 01:05:53,920
Go, go and see, maybe you will still find some ancient Romans

884
01:05:53,920 --> 01:05:54,240
School boy!

885
01:05:54,320 --> 01:05:54,660
What is it?

886
01:05:54,940 --> 01:05:56,560
I can't do anything here, the bus...

887
01:05:56,560 --> 01:05:58,940
Eh, but you have to hurry, otherwise how can I transmit the essay?

888
01:05:59,080 --> 01:05:59,880
Hurry up, go!

889
01:06:00,780 --> 01:06:03,420
Calm down, calm down, be patient, we'll leave right away. But then with what

890
01:06:03,420 --> 01:06:03,940
shall we go?

891
01:06:04,020 --> 01:06:06,320
And wait a minute, you have paid and you have the right to see

892
01:06:06,320 --> 01:06:11,520
and know everything Sure So, at this point Ulysses met the sirens,

893
01:06:11,880 --> 01:06:15,920
certain mermaids from Amalfi, a team of beautiful mermaids And they sang to him

894
01:06:15,920 --> 01:06:44,420
more or less a song made like this Il

895
01:06:53,990 --> 01:06:59,830
idiot who sings that's the one over there And that must be the pulmone

896
01:07:00,530 --> 01:07:06,770
Unfortunately fate has chosen you, I envy You were lucky Good stuff,

897
01:07:07,450 --> 01:07:17,310
best wishes, eh And now we have to

898
01:07:17,310 --> 01:07:20,830
establish who gets the high honor of blowing up the lungs

899
01:07:20,830 --> 01:07:26,110
To you, you are the eldest Ah no, Ligurians, never mind

900
01:07:26,110 --> 01:07:33,450
said I do not want to abuse my seniority at all The high honor

901
01:07:33,450 --> 01:07:37,650
It's Ligurian, I'll give it to you. For goodness sake, I would never allow it

902
01:07:37,650 --> 01:07:39,430
So you want to offend me?

903
01:07:39,810 --> 01:07:41,210
So you want to humiliate me?

904
01:07:41,230 --> 01:07:45,050
And that's fine, it means that we take the high honor

905
01:07:45,050 --> 01:07:49,770
half for me. We divide the tasks, huh?

906
01:07:50,930 --> 01:07:59,430
Eh And now listen to me carefully While I'm over here

907
01:07:59,430 --> 01:08:06,690
I'm guarding the road. You approach the bus with the bomb in it

908
01:08:06,690 --> 01:08:16,290
hand Then, while I cast inquiring glances around Well, you

909
01:08:16,290 --> 01:08:24,430
you skillfully introduce it into the bus And finally, while I do not give

910
01:08:24,430 --> 01:08:32,650
in the eye I will take on an indifferent air You blow up the bus and

911
01:08:32,650 --> 01:08:34,590
you're running away huh?

912
01:08:35,890 --> 01:08:38,530
Go, on behalf of...

913
01:08:38,530 --> 01:08:47,800
on behalf of San Gennaro Ecco

914
01:08:47,800 --> 01:08:55,460
Annavina, precisely the mind And I look at the sea, I look at the fronts And

915
01:08:55,460 --> 01:08:58,320
if I talk to you you don't answer, you stay distracted with...

916
01:08:58,320 --> 01:09:03,060
The tourists have disappeared, they're gone. Here, at this point

917
01:09:03,060 --> 01:09:07,620
Ulysses met some Amalfi sirens, a wonderful team Ah, this

918
01:09:07,620 --> 01:09:10,840
I already told you, and now I'll sing you a Neapolitan song

919
01:09:10,840 --> 01:09:20,780
I'm yours, I'm not sincere, this is me when you met me

920
01:09:21,460 --> 01:09:28,180
Here is me when you told me, I only love you and trembled

921
01:09:28,180 --> 01:09:34,490
you swore to me, with your hand in hand and your heart And not

922
01:09:34,490 --> 01:09:40,030
yes sorry...

923
01:09:40,030 --> 01:09:41,470
and when you laugh...

924
01:09:45,630 --> 01:09:51,590
So look, our help. So how did it go?

925
01:09:51,730 --> 01:09:52,970
Here you see, it would be that...

926
01:09:52,970 --> 01:09:53,390
Would it be?

927
01:09:53,670 --> 01:09:58,330
You speak, Don Arcao as you speak All is well Don Arcao,

928
01:09:58,450 --> 01:10:01,130
there is only one small detail. I don't care about details, let's come

929
01:10:01,130 --> 01:10:03,110
so did you destroy the bus yes or no?

930
01:10:04,190 --> 01:10:08,510
Extremely destroyed. Only there would be one small detail. I don't care, the

931
01:10:08,510 --> 01:10:12,490
engine, you messed up the engine well Ah very messed up Don Arcao, one

932
01:10:12,490 --> 01:10:16,770
real rubbish, a pile of wreckage. Except there would be a small one

933
01:10:16,770 --> 01:10:20,370
particular I don't care, did you cut the seats apart yes?

934
01:10:20,470 --> 01:10:21,990
All teased though?

935
01:10:22,350 --> 01:10:23,590
The glass, how is the glass?

936
01:10:23,710 --> 01:10:28,110
They no longer exist, pulverized. Only there would be one small detail. But

937
01:10:28,110 --> 01:10:30,170
If you remove this detail, what would it be?

938
01:10:30,810 --> 01:10:35,450
Well, you see, it could be a bizarre coincidence. Well?

939
01:10:35,950 --> 01:10:40,370
For an unfortunate coincidence For a deplorable quibro Well?

940
01:10:41,550 --> 01:10:46,090
The bus that blew up Don Arcao Don't take me

941
01:10:46,090 --> 01:10:51,210
color, it was yours. Don't you take color from me?

942
01:10:52,130 --> 01:10:56,470
The bus was mine, it was mine And you destroyed me

943
01:10:56,470 --> 01:10:57,010
Am I destroyed?

944
01:10:58,050 --> 01:11:01,130
Go and break the faces of all four. Damn life

945
01:11:01,130 --> 01:11:10,970
mine I don't want to see him Leave him out Leave him out Un

946
01:11:10,970 --> 01:11:17,650
moment Damn your face Raditori But dad, what happened?

947
01:11:18,170 --> 01:11:22,550
They sabotaged me. And calm down. They sabotaged my bus

948
01:11:22,550 --> 01:11:24,550
Who destroyed it?

949
01:11:24,730 --> 01:11:24,990
Those?

950
01:11:25,150 --> 01:11:27,770
But no, nothing to do with it, it's my business. It's all my fault

951
01:11:27,770 --> 01:11:30,550
of that wretched Imbrota Ah, but why does he have anything to do with it too?

952
01:11:30,550 --> 01:11:31,170
And what does it have to do with it?

953
01:11:31,250 --> 01:11:34,250
That always has something to do with it. That's my misfortune, my curse

954
01:11:34,250 --> 01:11:38,730
That's my bad luck Dad, do you want revenge?

955
01:11:38,850 --> 01:11:39,370
And how?

956
01:11:39,750 --> 01:11:43,250
Blame it on Toto Imbrota Only he could have been interested, therefore

957
01:11:43,250 --> 01:11:47,630
you could report it Oh yeah, because if I report it...

958
01:11:47,630 --> 01:11:51,050
Yes, but you know you're right You're a great lawyer,

959
01:11:51,250 --> 01:11:54,530
I have to see you in the assize court. Nice dads. And that

960
01:11:54,530 --> 01:11:57,370
in jail, I want to see him in jail I'll send him to jail

961
01:11:57,370 --> 01:12:58,970
as a wedding gift Ma

962
01:12:58,970 --> 01:13:01,970
what is happening?

963
01:13:01,990 --> 01:13:04,590
But where is the number going?

964
01:13:04,950 --> 01:13:06,450
Or court Or court?

965
01:13:06,470 --> 01:13:09,550
O tribunal They arrested Carmelo Oh, beautiful bride!

966
01:13:09,910 --> 01:13:10,770
But what are you doing finding yourself?

967
01:13:10,850 --> 01:13:11,370
What are you doing finding?

968
01:13:12,790 --> 01:13:13,210
But...

969
01:13:15,350 --> 01:13:20,090
Criminal proceedings against Imbrota Antonio, as per the column Come on, get up

970
01:13:20,090 --> 01:13:23,630
Here it is. I'm not paralyzed. Do you have anything else to say?

971
01:13:23,790 --> 01:13:27,390
Yes, if I find that believer who played this joke on me I swear

972
01:13:27,390 --> 01:13:29,550
I really deserve prison, okay?

973
01:13:29,750 --> 01:13:30,850
Oh, silence!

974
01:13:31,290 --> 01:13:34,450
And remember that we are in a courtroom Who is yours

975
01:13:34,450 --> 01:13:34,890
lawyer?

976
01:13:35,410 --> 01:13:35,890
And who is he?

977
01:13:36,010 --> 01:13:42,670
I don't keep money, I can't spend it. It's me Mr. President Gentlemen,

978
01:13:42,670 --> 01:13:45,850
I will take on the defendant's defense. No, no, what defense?

979
01:13:45,950 --> 01:13:48,470
This is the prosecution's daughter, I don't want her The defendant

980
01:13:48,470 --> 01:13:51,090
he doesn't want it The defendant doesn't really know what he wants and

981
01:13:51,090 --> 01:13:54,290
the one who doesn't want I want to be left alone I can address

982
01:13:54,290 --> 01:13:55,410
a few words to the accused?

983
01:13:55,850 --> 01:14:01,170
Go ahead, go ahead I was the one who arrested her Ah, and

984
01:14:01,170 --> 01:14:03,730
you tell me like this. It was the only way to make them understand certain things

985
01:14:03,730 --> 01:14:06,250
things And now if you're not good I'll even send you to prison

986
01:14:06,250 --> 01:14:10,210
Your Honor, the defendant accepts me as his patron, right?

987
01:14:10,630 --> 01:14:15,690
If you say so, I have to end up here in prison. Silence,

988
01:14:15,790 --> 01:14:18,830
stay close Still a lady or already a lady?

989
01:14:18,830 --> 01:14:22,270
I'm only here as a lawyer. Really as a bride

990
01:14:22,270 --> 01:14:27,070
Excuse me Please, please There, that's okay, eh?

991
01:14:27,750 --> 01:14:33,130
Eh, that's fine with you Oh, please, lawyer, take a seat. Let the floor be spoken to

992
01:14:33,130 --> 01:14:36,810
public prosecution Mr President, gentlemen...

993
01:14:36,810 --> 01:14:42,250
One moment. The public prosecution must forgive me but perhaps I will be able to do so

994
01:14:42,250 --> 01:14:44,410
save time and effort But what would that look like?

995
01:14:44,590 --> 01:14:48,030
The procedure must be well respected Yes, of course, but...

996
01:14:48,030 --> 01:14:49,990
Mr President, gentlemen...

997
01:14:51,510 --> 01:14:54,990
I am the only person capable of fully stating this

998
01:14:54,990 --> 01:14:58,990
awareness of the facts that Antonio Improta is innocent. But it is not

999
01:14:58,990 --> 01:15:03,350
words we need, dear lawyer, but facts, proof, of course,

1000
01:15:03,550 --> 01:15:07,390
and she will have both. I am exactly here

1001
01:15:07,390 --> 01:15:13,210
to demonstrate to you that the accused was the victim of a conspiracy

1002
01:15:13,210 --> 01:15:16,190
against him for sale The facts, lawyer, we need the facts

1003
01:15:16,190 --> 01:15:19,430
And no, you need to make her talk. But she should be quiet

1004
01:15:19,430 --> 01:15:22,530
No, you keep quiet. I depend on the young lady who has to depend

1005
01:15:22,530 --> 01:15:23,790
Silence to me!

1006
01:15:23,990 --> 01:15:28,750
Right. It's not even polite to always interrupt. It's you who has to do it

1007
01:15:28,750 --> 01:15:31,210
silence But how does everyone talk And I risk going into

1008
01:15:31,210 --> 01:15:34,470
I have to stay here in prison. Beach clothes. Not a lawyer

1009
01:15:34,470 --> 01:15:39,670
let's talk Come on lawyer, conclude quickly Immediately Therefore, Antonio Improta

1010
01:15:39,670 --> 01:15:43,630
he is the victim of selling someone that he has offended Someone

1011
01:15:43,630 --> 01:15:47,830
that he has wounded in the pride Your honor, wants to ask the defense

1012
01:15:47,830 --> 01:15:49,390
not to express oneself in riddles?

1013
01:15:50,050 --> 01:15:53,210
Who is this mysterious character he's talking about?

1014
01:15:53,370 --> 01:15:54,810
Lawyers, explicitly, who is he?

1015
01:15:55,250 --> 01:16:00,210
Lord of the court, if the Pullman was destroyed it is the fault

1016
01:16:00,210 --> 01:16:05,870
of the ghost As you said, a ghost Not a ghost, but the

1017
01:16:05,870 --> 01:16:09,270
ghost Everyone knows him in Amalfi. What was he like, what was he like?

1018
01:16:09,450 --> 01:16:12,110
We had seen the woman before Lord, what was the woman like?

1019
01:16:12,310 --> 01:16:13,010
And what was it like?

1020
01:16:13,190 --> 01:16:20,730
It was all sold out Silence Your Honor, I understand and justify yours

1021
01:16:20,730 --> 01:16:23,830
surprised but I just have to confirm what I have already said

1022
01:16:23,830 --> 01:16:27,390
And so we both end up in the asylum. I oppose it. And of course

1023
01:16:27,390 --> 01:16:30,230
This is all absurd and ridiculous. But what does the defense want?

1024
01:16:30,310 --> 01:16:31,470
That we incriminate a ghost?

1025
01:16:31,670 --> 01:16:32,410
Why not?

1026
01:16:32,670 --> 01:16:37,850
Are you guilty Or maybe she would rather send an innocent lawyer to prison,

1027
01:16:37,950 --> 01:16:41,270
Now you don't want to be convinced of the existence of ghosts. The law doesn't

1028
01:16:41,270 --> 01:16:44,930
it can omit the fact that certain silly superstitions enter a courtroom

1029
01:16:44,930 --> 01:16:48,670
southerners I heard one thing, let's not start offending southerners,

1030
01:16:48,670 --> 01:16:48,830
huh?

1031
01:16:49,610 --> 01:16:52,570
Remember that Benedetto Croce was a southerner. Well, but he certainly didn't believe in

1032
01:16:52,570 --> 01:16:56,550
ghosts We don't know But then if he didn't believe in ghosts it was

1033
01:16:56,550 --> 01:17:01,410
northerner In short, you believe it. I don't, but I'm southerner like Benedetto

1034
01:17:01,410 --> 01:17:04,250
Croce Lawyer, let's move on, where are you?

1035
01:17:04,470 --> 01:17:05,970
Lawyer, let's get on with this case, shall we?

1036
01:17:05,970 --> 01:17:08,050
So, were you talking about the ghost?

1037
01:17:08,230 --> 01:17:12,490
I will limit myself only to stating the facts. Therefore, with permission

1038
01:17:12,490 --> 01:17:17,870
of this court I call Assuntalo Bianco Assuntalo to the witness stand

1039
01:17:17,870 --> 01:17:27,690
White Run Hire Hire him White, she knows his deposition is

1040
01:17:27,690 --> 01:17:28,490
under oath?

1041
01:17:28,570 --> 01:17:32,130
Yes You work at the Amalfi bank, right?

1042
01:17:32,590 --> 01:17:38,690
Yes After the latest events recorded in the town How many people came

1043
01:17:38,690 --> 01:17:42,750
to play ambi, terni and quadruplets all based on numbers

1044
01:17:42,750 --> 01:17:43,470
of the ghost?

1045
01:17:43,590 --> 01:17:46,350
Everyone, even the judge. What have I to do with it?

1046
01:17:46,550 --> 01:17:51,650
I support Assunti, and this gentleman has never come to play all

1047
01:17:51,650 --> 01:17:51,910
'eight?

1048
01:17:52,170 --> 01:17:55,850
Yes, he too, always plays eight, seventeen and sixty Ah, for bad,

1049
01:17:56,210 --> 01:18:01,170
sell things in small ways And you, shut up, right She goes back to the immediately

1050
01:18:01,170 --> 01:18:03,210
I'm here to give you a hand. What number did he say?

1051
01:18:03,990 --> 01:18:08,450
Eight seventeen sixty Your Honor, I ask for the results of this

1052
01:18:08,450 --> 01:18:16,520
interrogation be recorded If an entire community, including his own

1053
01:18:16,520 --> 01:18:22,520
most illustrious representatives believe in the existence of the ghost must also believe

1054
01:18:22,520 --> 01:18:26,720
that this ghost is capable of committing a crime Absurdly admitted

1055
01:18:26,720 --> 01:18:30,260
that the ghost exists I wonder where ours is going

1056
01:18:30,260 --> 01:18:33,100
adopt colleague To the truth Stop everyone!

1057
01:18:34,440 --> 01:18:38,900
Mr President, listen to me carefully, let my daughter out immediately. We are not here

1058
01:18:38,900 --> 01:18:41,860
they are daughters, there are only lawyers. So let the lawyer come out,

1059
01:18:42,280 --> 01:18:44,840
that her husband is waiting for her and let's hurry up

1060
01:18:44,840 --> 01:18:49,320
misery Eh, moderate the terms, eh I ask that this conversation be put on

1061
01:18:49,320 --> 01:18:51,720
on record I object. Eh, but he always opposes me

1062
01:18:51,720 --> 01:18:53,480
I'm leaving. Why do you want to put this on the record?

1063
01:18:53,520 --> 01:18:56,640
Because it demonstrates the violent and dysphotic character of Arcangelo di Capo E

1064
01:18:56,640 --> 01:18:57,100
tanned?

1065
01:18:58,180 --> 01:19:01,420
Every action of the ghost occurred as a consequence of this character. Because,

1066
01:19:01,520 --> 01:19:01,800
medium?

1067
01:19:01,800 --> 01:19:05,280
No, he is related to the ghost. So why don't you tell?

1068
01:19:05,480 --> 01:19:08,700
In short, you admit the kinship with this ghost. But what do you say, which one

1069
01:19:08,700 --> 01:19:09,260
kinship?

1070
01:19:09,460 --> 01:19:14,460
Sorry, if by ghost you mean the dead defundi Oh, there is

1071
01:19:14,460 --> 01:19:18,160
a large kinship with them Keep seven or eight turns, four grandparents,

1072
01:19:18,460 --> 01:19:21,060
three grandchildren But why should I have opposed it?

1073
01:19:21,520 --> 01:19:24,400
Of course, but why would he oppose a ghost, that is

1074
01:19:24,400 --> 01:19:28,280
absurd And instead I will show you that it is very logical Therefore I ask you to

1075
01:19:28,280 --> 01:19:34,880
to be able to question the accused Granted What should I say?

1076
01:19:35,060 --> 01:19:42,940
The truth, courage, let's go Improta Antonio, do you want to marry...

1077
01:19:43,940 --> 01:19:46,120
Do you want to swear to tell the truth?

1078
01:19:46,440 --> 01:19:48,480
The whole truth, nothing but the truth?

1079
01:19:48,680 --> 01:19:51,240
Word of honor But say I swear But why the word d

1080
01:19:51,240 --> 01:19:54,080
'my honor doesn't count for anything Come on, you swear It's okay, lo

1081
01:19:54,080 --> 01:19:56,680
I swear, but by your enormous rule I never tell lies, you have

1082
01:19:56,680 --> 01:19:57,100
understood?

1083
01:19:57,180 --> 01:20:03,600
Please sit down, you sit down, I'm not tired Antonio Improta, he is

1084
01:20:03,600 --> 01:20:06,380
It's true that you have seen the ghost Intertwining several times

1085
01:20:06,380 --> 01:20:08,060
plus a love relationship with the same?

1086
01:20:08,160 --> 01:20:09,940
Let's forget it, let's not touch this button, right?

1087
01:20:09,960 --> 01:20:10,600
Yes or no?

1088
01:20:11,720 --> 01:20:13,140
Well, really me...

1089
01:20:13,140 --> 01:20:13,780
That's enough!

1090
01:20:14,320 --> 01:20:17,960
It seems pointless to me to continue. It is clear that we are faced with

1091
01:20:17,960 --> 01:20:21,440
a desperate attempt by the defense to save the culprit. But which one

1092
01:20:21,440 --> 01:20:22,020
guilty?

1093
01:20:22,220 --> 01:20:26,820
Your honor is true, I know the ghost Silence Yes

1094
01:20:26,820 --> 01:20:30,140
Mrs. Silence But look what had to happen to me!

1095
01:20:30,420 --> 01:20:33,620
Yes, you not only know ghosts, but you also have relationships

1096
01:20:33,620 --> 01:20:36,440
loving with them Your honor, the sworn A for worth Jesus,

1097
01:20:36,520 --> 01:20:37,700
escape But why not me?

1098
01:20:37,900 --> 01:20:41,720
I object. If we continue at this rate we will also hear that

1099
01:20:41,720 --> 01:20:45,140
he spent the night with us No, not this, not this Why

1100
01:20:45,140 --> 01:20:48,280
when the ghost came to sleep in my bed, I like a gentleman

1101
01:20:48,280 --> 01:20:50,760
I went to sleep in an armchair and I'll explain Oh, listen to that

1102
01:20:50,760 --> 01:20:54,680
stuff I have to hear Let's have patience And how was it, how was this

1103
01:20:54,680 --> 01:20:55,120
ghost?

1104
01:20:55,260 --> 01:20:55,680
In what sense?

1105
01:20:55,820 --> 01:20:56,560
What was the ghost like?

1106
01:20:56,560 --> 01:21:01,500
Your honor It was a beautiful ghost, take my word for it Yours

1107
01:21:01,500 --> 01:21:03,180
Honor won't listen to those lies?

1108
01:21:03,360 --> 01:21:04,140
But what does it have to do with it?

1109
01:21:04,200 --> 01:21:06,020
I want to know the truth. But what truth?

1110
01:21:06,640 --> 01:21:08,880
This is also capable of telling us that he was not crying

1111
01:21:08,880 --> 01:21:15,460
having married this ghost Eh, now yes, I have to confess A for

1112
01:21:15,460 --> 01:21:18,920
worth Here is your honor And this is the wedding that the

1113
01:21:18,920 --> 01:21:21,460
of the head he tried to prevent with his arrogance Carmen, me

1114
01:21:21,460 --> 01:21:24,580
I didn't prevent anything at all Then she would accept the ghost to marry

1115
01:21:24,580 --> 01:21:27,340
the accused Why do you want me to be interested in a marriage with a ghost?

1116
01:21:27,580 --> 01:21:30,160
If you want, if you like it, they could get married in the whole cemetery A

1117
01:21:30,160 --> 01:21:33,360
for Silence is valid, I have to say this I for you

1118
01:21:33,360 --> 01:21:36,680
I was saying Your honor I ask you to put an end to this ridiculous farce

1119
01:21:37,240 --> 01:21:40,540
Evidently under the ghost's appearance there is a living person hiding

1120
01:21:40,540 --> 01:21:41,720
real Who is he?

1121
01:21:41,800 --> 01:21:45,800
I object, it's my private affairs, I can't say I appreciate it

1122
01:21:45,800 --> 01:21:50,820
the delicacy of the accused, but I can no longer remain silent Gentlemen of

1123
01:21:50,820 --> 01:21:58,080
court, I'm the ghost So she's the culprit Yes, yes,

1124
01:21:58,100 --> 01:22:00,860
I'm to blame for everything and I'm ready to suffer the consequences

1125
01:22:00,860 --> 01:22:02,840
Carmen Lawyer, but why did you do it?

1126
01:22:03,040 --> 01:22:07,000
Because I wanted to make a scandal. It was the only way to force these

1127
01:22:07,000 --> 01:22:11,220
two men full of arrogance To face the judgment of public opinion

1128
01:22:11,220 --> 01:22:15,880
Without a scandal your honor I would never have been able to convince them to

1129
01:22:15,880 --> 01:22:20,100
abandon their rivalries And to consider that love is al

1130
01:22:20,100 --> 01:22:23,760
above everything Now I'm in front of some people

1131
01:22:23,760 --> 01:22:28,540
intelligent and deliberate Like you, Mr President. And like you, Mr Public

1132
01:22:28,540 --> 01:22:34,120
Ministry I am in your hands If you consider me guilty Like me

1133
01:22:34,120 --> 01:22:38,440
considers the most retrograde part of public opinion guilty. So,

1134
01:22:38,560 --> 01:22:43,340
my lords, condemn me I would like to say that this condemnation will serve as a warning to

1135
01:22:43,340 --> 01:22:46,940
all the girls Who are little things to be ghosts to love

1136
01:22:46,940 --> 01:22:50,700
So condemn me too, but first I want to marry the lawyer Mi

1137
01:22:50,700 --> 01:22:54,920
I oppose, I oppose Here there is a scam, here there is a

1138
01:22:54,920 --> 01:22:58,540
scam But I'm suing this criminal And the last one

1139
01:22:58,540 --> 01:23:02,560
I make him marry my daughter Mister Thing Nice figure What's your name?

1140
01:23:03,120 --> 01:23:07,300
I'm not telling you, Honorable, I ask that the case be reopened

1141
01:23:07,300 --> 01:23:12,420
Here the case is closed, the culprit has confessed. And consider the

1142
01:23:12,420 --> 01:23:15,960
reasons that led her to act against her father's property Come

1143
01:23:15,960 --> 01:23:19,920
acquitted for self-defense And consider the powers that the law gives us

1144
01:23:19,920 --> 01:23:25,800
confers We condemn Antonio in prota as an instigator And therefore we give him the

1145
01:23:25,800 --> 01:23:28,380
maximum sentence And the first right thing is when?

1146
01:23:28,540 --> 01:23:34,220
Convicted, condemned Marriage for life Lawyer, I love you too Un

1147
01:23:34,220 --> 01:23:35,060
moment Who?

1148
01:23:35,400 --> 01:23:38,200
I don't accept, my daughter is already promised to the other man, her husband is

1149
01:23:38,200 --> 01:23:39,700
I have Can I say something?

1150
01:23:39,760 --> 01:23:44,000
Tell it I can't marry Carmela Di Capua. Have you gone crazy?

1151
01:23:44,560 --> 01:23:48,180
Silence Or I'll get arrested No, I can't marry Carmela Di Capua

1152
01:23:48,180 --> 01:23:52,300
because I'm already tied to another woman How?

1153
01:23:53,020 --> 01:23:55,760
Mom, I assumed death Death?

1154
01:23:56,740 --> 01:24:03,300
Silence Ilice, in England I have a little uzzino who does the

1155
01:24:03,300 --> 01:24:05,360
fire Really?

1156
01:24:05,380 --> 01:24:07,180
And you don't have to do it mom, I hired her

1157
01:24:07,180 --> 01:24:10,940
death We'll see this story at home Silence, silence Listen to

1158
01:24:10,940 --> 01:24:14,180
me woman Archangel, give consent to this marriage otherwise I am

1159
01:24:14,180 --> 01:24:17,960
forced to continue the investigation and find the culprit, the real woman

1160
01:24:17,960 --> 01:24:23,400
Archangel Okay, I agree, but with regret though Ah, then best wishes to

1161
01:24:23,400 --> 01:24:25,080
everyone and the hearing is adjourned, okay?

1162
01:24:25,260 --> 01:24:27,040
One moment What else is there?

1163
01:24:27,200 --> 01:24:31,460
I give consent but only one condition I would offer you L

1164
01:24:31,460 --> 01:24:34,920
The defendant has to sell me that damned bullman. But we're at one

1165
01:24:34,920 --> 01:24:35,240
fair?

1166
01:24:35,600 --> 01:24:39,100
Oh no, you don't know that, it's an osfice that

1167
01:24:39,100 --> 01:24:42,700
I have to take it off And take it off, but quickly, quickly But it's now

1168
01:24:42,700 --> 01:24:47,760
useless, dad, we are family Yes, but I must be the master,

1169
01:24:48,260 --> 01:24:54,560
I'm the only one in charge in the family. And that's fine, take it. E

1170
01:24:54,560 --> 01:24:58,180
swear it, and swear it in front of the court, swear it Ah, I swear it, but what

1171
01:24:58,180 --> 01:25:03,480
finish with the bus and let's start with the father-in-law Oh bus, oh my, oh

1172
01:25:03,480 --> 01:25:13,270
my coach I have some doubts though Let's go and see Donna Arcangelo, where

1173
01:25:13,270 --> 01:25:13,530
is he?

1174
01:25:13,530 --> 01:25:17,530
Ah well, this time we hit the mark, this is your stuff.

1175
01:25:17,630 --> 01:25:18,850
my stuff, what have you done?

1176
01:25:18,970 --> 01:25:22,270
Donna Arcangelo come, let's go to prison but with our heads held high

1177
01:25:22,270 --> 01:25:26,890
high Honor is safe, Donna Arcà, honor is safe Donna

1178
01:25:26,890 --> 01:25:31,510
Arcà, we saved face, we have your enemy's bus

1179
01:25:31,510 --> 01:25:37,450
destroyed Destroyed Wretched, you see what they did to me They took me

1180
01:25:37,450 --> 01:26:00,190
the souvenirs, they brought me E

1181
01:26:00,190 --> 01:26:03,130
to me who brought me, I opened the door That

1182
01:26:03,130 --> 01:26:09,470
I'm not used to it, they consoled me And let's do baba E

1183
01:26:09,470 --> 01:26:13,950
there is something that did not play, because this doll is not

1184
01:26:13,950 --> 01:26:18,490
that fam Every evening to cup the star, that I have

1185
01:26:18,490 --> 01:26:23,690
I'm already going for a walk, cup the astra, there's this nail,

1186
01:26:24,070 --> 01:26:29,170
and she says I'm turning upside down And now I don't want that

1187
01:26:29,170 --> 01:26:29,570
doll